16.5.08
Nenok-ed? Survey # 4

grr. bored. bored. bored.

okay. so kahapon galing kami sa bahay namin sa manila. mga 10 years ago ko nang hindi nakikita iyong kwarto ko. so about that time, parang anlaki-laki niya. sabi ko tuloy sa iba na 1 and a half ng classrooms sa seton ang laki niya. MALI PALA AKO. half or almost 1 classroom lang pala ang laki niya or baka mas maliit pa. kamusta naman iyon diba? parang lahat ng bagay anlaki-laki noon, ngayon eh parang anliit-liit na.. hahaha.

so.. on to the survey..

If you had only 24 hours to live, what would you do?

pupunta akong ABS-CBN. mag-plead sa mga staff ng PBB na papasukin ako kahit saglit lang. then afterwards uuwi na ako sa bahay. tapos sa bahay dapat may party. andun iyong friends and family ko. tapos iyong party.. matatapos lang... kapag patay na ako. ayokong mamatay nang nakapaligid sa akin eh mga nagiiiyak na mga tao.

If a classmate asked you for the answer to a question during an exam while the teacher was not looking, what would you do?

ngayong college na. dededmahin ko na lang siya or sasabihin ko na lang sa teacher.

If someone's underwear was showing, would you tell them?

oo naman. pero in a way na hindi niya magfi-feel na napapahiya siya or something.

If the whole world were listening, what would you say?

nasa atin ang problema! wala sa gobyerno! sa atin mismo dapat magsimula ang pagbabago! [sounds like an activist. XD.]

If one song were to describe your life, what song would it be?
ano ba? wala akong maisip. hahaha.

If you bumped your car into another car, but nobody saw you do it, would you leave your name and address?

hindi ako tanga para gawin iyon!

If you could ask God any one question, what would it be?

saan o paano po ba talaga nagsimula ang lahat?

If you could be a bird, what would you choose to be?

vulture. LOL. joke. kalapati.

If you could be a plant, what would you choose to be?

rose. simple pero matinik. hahaha.

If you could be a super-hero, which one would you be?

sino ba? hmmm.. 'di ko alam eh.

If you could be an animal, any animal, what animal would you be and why?

a human being. hayop naman tayo diba? o ako lang? hahaha. scientifically speaking, hayop naman talaga tayo. Kingdom: Animalia; Phylum: Chordata; Subphylum: Vertebrata; Class: Mammalia; Order: Primata; Family: Hominidae; Genus: Homo; Species: Homo sapiens [according to wikipedia. hahahaha]

If you could be another man or woman for a day, who would you choose?

Valentina Vladimirovna Tereshkova. LOL. noong nagi-space walk siya ha.

If you could be invisible for a day what would you do and why?

sneak in in a flight to Japan. hahaha.

If you could change one thing about your spouse or significant other, what would it be?

huh? ahh.. sana mabuhay siyaa!

If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?

iyong shape ko.. hahahaha. LOL.

If you could change one thing in the world, what would it be?
mawawala sa vocabulary ng mga tao ang WAR, VIOLENCE, and other words contradicting PEACE.

If you could choose how you were going to die, what would you choose your death to be?

i wanna die sleeping. tapos under a tree. tapos iyong tree nasa tutok ng isang burol na napapaligiran ng magandang garden.. XD.

If you could choose to live on a different planet, which one would you choose?

planet Nemic. hahahaha. XD.

If you could commit any crime and get away with it, what would you do?

robbery plus murder.

If you could date a celebrity, who would you choose?

nakajima yuto! hahaha.

If you could have only one food for the rest of your life (assuming that this strange situation would not affect your health), which food would you choose?

lamb chops. yum yum! XD.

If you could hear what someone is thinking for a day, who would you choose?

an astronomer working @ NASA siguro. sarap sigurong makaring ng mga complicated formulas.

If you could live anywhere, where would you live?

JAPAN.

If you could meet any famous person, dead or alive, who would it be and why?

albert einstein. bakit? marami akong itatanong sa kanya. hahaha. hello. makausap mo ba naman ang pinakamatalinong tao sa buong mundo. di ka kaya mamangha?

If you could speak any other language (besides English) which language would you like to speak?

german, french, and japanese. isama mo na ang russian.

If you could spend a day with any celebrity, who would it be and what questions would you ask that person?
david cook!! tanong [in tagalog]: bakit po napaka-original niyo? hahaha.

If you could take a vacation anywhere in the world for any length of time, where would you go?

Japan tapos Europe tapos US. hahaha.

If you could go anywhere in the world for a holiday, where would you go?

sa Japan nga eh!

If you could travel back in time, where would you go?

hay naku. bago ako pumasok sa skul. hahaha.

If you didn't have enough money to get the bus home what would you do?

lalakarin ko na lang pauwi. tapos kung enough na ang money ko para sa jeep. e di iyon. magjijeep na ako. hahaha.

If you discovered a new island, what would you name it and why?

depending on the contour [sp?] of the island. kung mukha siyang bungo. eh di skulland. XD.

If you got arrested for murder, whom would you call with your telephone call from prison? And why?

parents ko. kaso lang. hindi yata pwedeng mag-bail out since murder ang case. tsk.

If you had an accident and you had to be at home to recover for a long time, what would you do to relieve the boredom?

mag-computer tapos manood ng tv. tmagtext at tumawag sa mga friendships. magbasa ng libro. hehehe.

What would you do if you were at home at night, alone, and you heard a noise in your flat/house that seemed to be footsteps? Would you stay calm or would you panic?

get something that can cause severe injuries to a person. head out of my room then check every corner of the house. hehehe. OR do something which can cause him/her to panic.

What would you do if you found the wallet of your next-door neighbor who you hated?

ibabalik ko sa kanya. kahit naman hate ko siya 'di ko naman gagawin na itago ang wallet niya.

If you could have any car you wanted, which car would you choose? Would it be practical or flashy?

lambourghini. ipapaconvert ko siya into a biodiesel consuming car.

If your car broke down on the motorway, what would you do? Would you try to fix it yourself?

i'll try to fix it myself then kung 'di kaya that's the time i'll call for help.

If you could solve the problem of hunger in the third world or repair the ozone, which would you do?

repair the ozone first. bakit? para naman mabawasan ang global warming tapos aayos na ulit ang mga plantation at mga animales sa mundo. dadami na ulit sila. eh di mawawalan na ng shortage sa pagkain. magdedecrease na ang problema sa hunger. aweeee!!!

If you could stop a bad habit that you have, what would you stop?

iyong pagkakaroon ko ng short attention span. hahaha.

If you could go back to any moment in history, where would you go?

industrial revolution siguro. XD

If you could be famous (a household name), what would you like to be famous for?

my brains. LOL. XD. [libre ang mangarap!]

If you were on holiday and you lost your passport, would you know what to do?

tatawag kay papa. hahahaha. then tatawag sa embassy and tell them that i lost my passport.

If you were offered a job in another part of the country, would you be willing to take the job, assuming that the pay is very good?

no hesitations. it's a YES.

If your partner were offered a job in another part of the country, which was well paid, would you be willing to change places?

ok lang.

If you were in the bank and somebody started to hold up the bank, what would you do? How would you react?

try to negotiate with the holdaper. panicking will render nothing.

If you had one wish, what would you wish for?

the never ending WORLD PEACE.

If you could only listen to one song for the rest of your life, which song would you choose?

always be my baby - david cook

If only one book existed, which book would you like it to be?

an encyclopedia. [may mga compressed into one book ha!]

If you could do any job, what would you like to do?

an astronomer working for NASA. ooohhh..

If you could move anywhere, where would you like to live?

Japan.

If you found a suitcase full of $1,000,000, what would you do?

go to the nearest police station and surrender the suitcase.

If you found a wallet with £1,000 in it, what would you do?

go to the nearest police station and surrender the wallet

If you had 25-hour days (while everyone else continued to have 24-hour days), what would you do with the extra time?

who wouldn't sleep, right?

If you had the opportunity to be different, what would you change?

the shape.

If you had time machine, where would you go and why?
before going to school. why? so that i could change things. hahaha.

If you had to choose between a wonderful romantic relationship that would end after only a year, or a so-so relationship that would last your entire life, which one would you choose?
a wonderful romantic relationship that would end after only a year. it's more worth it.
If you had to choose between love and no money or money and no love for the rest of your life, which would you choose?

practically speaking, money and no love. pero, mas maganda na iyong love and no money. may pera ka nga pero malungkot naman ang buhay mo. wala ring saysay.

If you had to choose, would you give up your sight or your hearing?

hearing. may hearing aids naman eh. at saka pwede pang maglip read!

If you received lottery tickets as a gift at the office party, and you won $30,000.00, would you share the winnings with the person that gave you the gift?

gift iyon eh. so parang niregaluhan ka rin niya ng $30K. hahaha.

If you saw a robbery, would you report it?

oo naman.

If you saw your zipper was down and people had noticed, what would you do?

just ignore them tapos sisimple ako na magzipper. hahaha.

If you speak two languages and your spouse (husband or wife) speaks only one, will you raise your children to be bilingual?

not only bi.. multilingual babies! XD.

If you were a candy, what candy would you be?

kopiko. hahaha. pinoy taste. gising ka pa!

If you were a monster, what monster would you be?

a three eyed monster. LOL. hahaha. [rings a bell?]

If you were a toy, what toy would you be?

barbie na lang. hahaha.

If you were abducted by aliens, would you tell anybody?

i'll tell EVERYBODY about it!

If you were American/Chinese/Mexican, how would your life be different?

paano magiging kakaiba? basta iba!

If you were asked to choose which time you would like to live in, which century would you choose?

the 21st century.

If you were asked to speak to a graduating class, what would you say?

hahaha. good day! lahat na lang ng mga valedictory address eh patungkol sa mga achievements na nagawa nila. ibahin niyo ako. sa speech na ito, 'di ko pupurihin ang sarili ko dahil sa aking mga nagawa. ngayon, pinupuri ko ang lahat ng estudyanteng nagsisipagtapos dito na nagkaroon ng mga palakol na grado ngunit nagsumikap upang makarating ng ganito kalayo. blah blah blah blah.

If you were given a chance to go to the moon, would you go?

oo naman.

If you were given a choice between being given great wisdom or great wealth, which would you choose?

great wisdom. ano naman ngayon kung mayaman ka? b0b0 ka naman? XD.

If you were given an opportunity to be born again, in which country would you like to be born?

united kingdom or australia. gawd. i really love their accent.

If you were given one million dollars, what would you buy?

sariling bahay. kotse. and groceries and school supplies for the needy.

If you were given the opportunity to mold your partner the way you wanted, how would you mold your partner?

kamukha ni kaname. tapos kaugali ni robi. tapos iyong talino niya enough to get him in Harvard. hahaha.

If you were given three wishes, what would you wish for?

world peace, decrease of global warming, and magandang buhay sa lahat ng mga mahihirap.

If you were God, how would you transmit or let people know your message?
through prophets.

If you were going to a deserted island and could only take three things with you, what would you take? Why?

jungle knife, a good old water can, and a flint. hahaha.

If you were invited to have tea with the Queen of England, what would say?

it's my pleasure to have a tea party with you. LOL. XD.

If you were the leader of your country, what would you change?

lahat ng nagpapapangit sa aking reputasyon!

If you were the President, what problem or concern would you work on first?

graft and corruption. afterwards, everything will be alright.

If you were to be stranded on an island, which 3 things would you bring with you?

jungle knife, water can, and a flint.

If you were told that you were going to die tomorrow, what would you do today?

tell everyone that i'm going to die. rush to the PBB house and plead to the staff to let me in. hahaha.

If you were walking through the forest and you suddenly saw a tiger, what would you do?

run as fast as i can. and if he ever sees me, i'll climb on top of a tree.

If you woke up suddenly because your house was on fire, which three things would you save as you ran outside?

CPU, cellphone, and my folder containing my UP stuffs. XD.

If you worked for a store and you saw another employee steal something, would you tell the manager?

yap.

If your friend could not have a child, would you carry her child for her?

di ako babymaker!!

If you saw someone in public with toilet paper stuck to their shoe, would you tell them?

hayaan ko na lang siya. hahaha. he'll notice it eventually.

If you could change one thing that you did that was bad,perhaps a crime or some wrong you did to another person,what would it be?

ang hindi masyadong mag-aral. ito, ang hindi mag-aral at all.

What kinds of problems would you have if you had to always tell the truth?

maliliit na problema. tulad ng: nasira ang headphone ko. hahaha.

You were told you had a terminal illness and had six months to live. What three things would be most important for you to do?

go to Japan. spend some months with my friends. then the rest, with my family.

What if you have to sacrifice yourself for the sake of saving your mother? What would you do?

do? i guess it's just natural to save your mother.

If you could live perfectly well without sleeping, if you had no need to sleep at all, how would you spend all your nights?

kung pwedeng magdrive, lilibutin ko na ang buong Pinas!

If you could be married with a foreign (man/woman), how do you think your life would change?

depende. hahaha.

If you had a chance to choose a poor (man/woman) as a (husband/wife) from your culture or a rich (man/woman) from another culture, which would you choose?

rich man. bahala na akong mag-adjust. hahaha.

If you got into traffic accident, what would you do at first?

tatanungin iyong other driver(s) kung pwedeng isettle. pero kung hindi pwede, bahala na si mamang pulis.

If you could be God, what would you do for humanity?

i really don't know.

If you could receive praise from a person, what person would it be?

the most intelligent person in the planet!

What kind of praise would you like to receive?

'you're a genius! how did you do that?' [libre mangarap!]

If you were a fruit, what fruit would you be and why?

mango from Guimaras. sweetest nga kasi eh!

If you could ask an All-Knowing Being one question about life, what would it be?

totoo bang may karma?

If you could have dinner with anyone (dead OR alive), who would you choose, and why?

si Robi! hahaha. why? fan kaya ako! XD

If you could live forever on earth as it is now, would you? Why or why not?

no. why? no one's immortal. God is.

If you could have a free chip put in your brain so that you would automatically be able to speak and understand another language besides English, which language would it be and why?

LAHAT. lubus-lubusin na!

If you were the Queen or King of Britain for a day, what would you do?

magshopping. hahaha.

If you were the President of the USA for a day, what would you do?

pahintuin lahat ng wars outside USA. srude oil lang kasi ang habol ni Bush eh! XD

If you were down on your luck, would you seek the advice of a palm reader?

siguro. XD.

If the U.S. attacked North Korea, what would happen?

Third World War Three. =))

What would you do if you lost your bathing suit while you were swimming?

WTH? ask for a towel immediately!

Imagine you woke up one morning to find you had switched bodies with someone you know. What would you do?

find my old and true self. haha.

If you could have any one supernatural power (flying, being invisible), which would you choose and why?
invisible. why? pwede ka namang lumipad kahit inbisibel ka. how? sneak in ka sa mga flights. hahaha.

If you could not differentiate beautiful from ugly, how would choose your spouse?

mayroon pa namang sex appeal eh. =))

What if your cell phone fell in the toilet, what would you do?

fish the phone out. get the sim card(s). dump it again on the toilet. tell mom that i 'accidentally' dropped my phone and then request a new one. hahaha.

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