How would you define 'sabaw' and 'sabog'?

Kami, may sarili kaming depinisyon ng mga katagang iyan.

Sabaw

(adj.) A phenomenon in which the brain undergoes exponential decay due to the exponentially growing information entering its white and gray matter. This phenomenon is observed by a gelatinous mixture which indicates the supersaturation of the brain.

(n.) A fluid mixture of solvents and solutes. It may have different consistencies depending on the concentration of the ingredients added.

Sabog

(adj.) This phenomenon only happens when a person has overused his or her white and gray matter. This is caused by lack of sleep due to the decrease in level of serotonin which inhibits the person to sleep. Lack of sleep may cause the brain not to have enough oxygen which may cause forgetfulness. And forgetfulness is one sign of a person who is sabog. It is highly advised that the person sleeps at least 8-12 hours a night. But in the case of UP students, it is not advisable yet the studenst can sleep in class and the teacher wouldn't care about it sometimes.

(n.) An instance in which a chemist added the wrong reagent to the solution. This might cause severe burns and damage to the body which can eventually lead to death. This only means that chemists are always on the verge of death whenever they are having their experiments.


And defining these terms just proves you that I'm sabaw and sabog.

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